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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

Text 1 Oct 402,374 notes

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

Video 1 Oct 154,320 notes

(Source: garynguyen)

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teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

Text 1 Oct 86,575 notes

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: pvcharry)

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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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lanagottheb00ty:

CRYING RN

Text 1 Oct 611,312 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

Text 1 Oct 417,953 notes

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: scoxt)

Text 1 Oct 414,892 notes

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

Text 1 Oct 208,815 notes

japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

(Source: nouveauricheprincess)

Text 1 Oct 462,052 notes

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic)

Text 1 Oct 210,483 notes

cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

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