more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
"boys won’t want you if you don’t shave"
joke’s on you boys already don’t want me
- white boy sexting: haha if you were here what would we be doing right now haha ;-)
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero