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castihalo:

NOT LITERALLY YOU GUYS

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

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justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description
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canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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How to be cool in third grade

swaggiful:

How to be cool in third grade

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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ultimatekimkardashian:

she’s so doing that tucking hair behind ear thing just like ordinary us meeting our crush

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dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

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"Lift me, human!"

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"Lift me, human!"

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meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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